"But his soul was mad. Being alone in the wilderness, it had looked within itself and, by heavens I tell you, it had gone mad." Heart of Darkness, Joseph Conrad
this is a strong independent dog that dont need no man to walk him dog walks itself
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My friend’s dog had 14 puppies. This is how they’re kept out of trouble while she cleans the house
oh my god
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everybody stop what you’re doing, its a cat cleaning a baby
"Stupid furless humans can’t take care of their kitten, I have to do everything myself."
My favourite thing is baby sitting up thinking “What the fuck is that?” Then seeing the cat, thinks “Very well, continue.”
Stupid furless humans.
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Taken in my parent’s backyard. I present a golden in paradise
do u ever sing under ur breath and its rly good so u try singing with ur normal voice and
I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they
me @ zayn
Can we just take a moment to realize how cute dylan’s shy smile is
but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.
Mariah Carey vs Ariana Grande
is this frozen?
Don’t let them in
Don’t let them see
Be the old man you always have to be
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